Part 23: Varmint Bacon

Right. We're done here. Let's get--
...

BACON

RAW BACON IN THE NIIIIIGHT

BACON IS FOR AND/OR OF PIGS

MMM BACON

... no, Sam

BACON FOR KITTIES oh crap the sun is coming up and Sam is almost out of Mana

BACK TO THE BOAT BEFORE RENEE WAKES UP

--as I was saying (before I was so rudely interrupted by BACON) let's get the heck out of Dodge!

sailing, sailing~

Whoops, we were sailing the wrong way! Silly me.
(The boat can be freely rotated during loading screens.)

Pause.


Buddy thinks for a minute.




Sam silently proclaims that he does not know either of them, and with that, we arrive at Cowboy Junction!

Turns out Lyndsay was wrong: Cowboy Junction is populated by pizza chefs.

And grizzled old prospector/blacksmiths with wonky eyes.

And anxious bee-girls with cows.

And Sams and Co.


Lyndsay turns to Sam.

Sam, however, does not answer, because we all suddenly become aware of a constant YIP YIP YAHOO! commotion approaching from behind.

A cowgirl with long red braids rides her hobbyhorse up to us, pulling up sharply in a cloud of dust.

She then PULLS HER FINGERGUNS ON US oh crap. (... inasmuch as she... has fingers.)

Pause.


Man! How are we going to get out of this one?
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Next time on MySims Kingdom: And lo, the truth shall be the varmints' shield, and there shall be pizza for none...
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Video: YIP YIP YAHOO
Also featuring random banjos, PEW PEW fingerguns, and incredibly adorable yoo-hooing!